Sep 25 2011

The Fastness

The message was clear to all who laid eyes upon it: this is a fortress. Squatting grimly upon a bluff, the unnecessarily high walls were barriers for the wandering eye. Those few towers that did peak over the crenelated ramparts were silky smooth and topped with watchful eyes.

As is wont to do, a town grew up in the shadow of this stone monstrosity. As ages piled atop one another like the very stone skin of the great keep in question, the peasants wondered. Rumors started in taverns and inns, wherever the bored and weary gathered to officially let their unoccupied minds wander. One voice claimed it was a holy site, built in the days when the world was young and man was close to his creators. Secrets, said he, were laid to rest inside those stout walls, secrets men shouldn’t know, and daren’t seek after.

Still others called it evil, the last stronghold of a foul-minded demonologist, some perverse librarian with a predilection for parleying with ominous powers and malicious intellects from worlds beyond.

None of these, of course, was right. I know, because I’ve been inside those aching grey walls. I’ve strolled along the ancient corridors and inhaled the soothing dust of centuries. Yes, I’ve seen what’s inside, though I must admit the personal cost was significantly higher than I’d anticipated…


Sep 25 2011

Sharin’ a link!

Sharin’ a link!


Aug 24 2011

Space Marine

Off-Topic –

The demo for Space Marine was released for Xbox360 today. I downloaded the 1.6-gigabyte teaser immediately. I powered it up and was suddenly in another world. Fans of the franchise don’t need me to explain; they know what was needed. Firewarrior, GW’s first foray into first-person shooters was a good game – if you were a fan of the genre. I just pretended I was Imperial Guard not Tau (because Tau are lame). First thing you did was drop the pansy Tau-beamer-gun-thing and pick up a bolter.

Well, Space Marine not only starts you out with a bolt-pistol and chainsword, you also sport a bolter rifle and the trendy “stalker pattern” bolter, as well a mine-laying-grenade-like-blower-upper thing. Finally, armed like a true space marine, you set about slaughtering orks. Lots of orks.

There were moments while playing I found myself talking out loud, saying things like “The Emperor Protects, bitch!” and “Blood for the blood-god!” and “I shall know no fear!” I found myself in awe of the sheer destructive potential of one ceramite-armored Ultramarine and his chainsword. I hurled grenades, unloaded hundreds of bolter rounds, I sniped, I ducked, and I rolled. I killed the ork filth until my armor was shining black with their foul blood.

And I loved it.

Then, I started to think about the game with less testosterone and a more critical eye. I found a bug in the demo; when dropping the cannon from the crane, by lobbing all my grenades into the waiting mob, the orks died and did not trigger certain scripting events. I crane access point never lit up. I had to exit and start over. Which was okay, because I wanted to kill more orks, but had I need 24-hours into a combat drop with my Battle Brothers, I’d have been a little pissed off.

Then I started to listen to the orks voices. They sound like little British men. Little British men who may sell you fish and chips and may or may not give you directions to Big Ben. Now, keep in mind that an ork in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe is nigh on seven feet tall, thickly muscles with tusks long as your hand. They have beady red eyes (like an old roommate I had) and talon-like fingers. They have incredible strength and heal from the most egregious of wounds. They believe red makes vehicles go faster (and it might) and I suspect are cannibals when the going gets… well, less fun. These are brutes! Like great green gorillas with shotguns and rocket launchers! They DO NOT sound like little British men; of this I am absolutely positive.

Worse, the space marines started talking. They sound like slightly larger, yet still small British men. A space marine is a genetically engineered super-soldier, in ancient power armor armed with weapons of esoteric technology and incalculable destructive potential. The space marine has two hearts; his armor pumps him full of morphine or some such crap when wounded. Their blood vessels constrict to minimize blood loss. They have polymer reinforced ribcages and an implanted third lung for Emperor’s sake! They, like the orks, most certainly do not sound like average sized British men.

I think you’ll all agree.

Now, the game is incredibly entertaining. But the voice acting, while well portrayed was not cast well or engineered well at all. Little British men do not don thousand-year-old suits of power armor and stomp across the galaxy vaporizing orks, chaos and anything else that gets in the way. Space Marines do that. Space Marines sound different.

Where was the… I don’t know… the Dude Who Listens To Sound for this game? The bolters sound great! The crack-boom-ding of exploding, bouncing bolter rounds was supremely well crafted. As was the adrenaline inducing sound of the chainsword. The ambient sounds were excellent. I don’t know if there was music, I couldn’t hear it over all the dying orks. But I have to ask, couldn’t they have modulated the Space Marines’ voices just a little? Given the orks a little scratch and growl?

The game was an automatic purchase for me. I buy all GW’s video games, hoping that they would finally make something like Space Marine. It’s going to a spectacular game, but the voices… the voices…


Aug 22 2011

Excerpt from Serpent Rider

From the journal of Mekalides of Assur:

Blood painted the sky and stained the waters of the Sacred Isle as Helios closed his eyes and turned away from the horror unfolding. The harbor was awash with wrecked triremes, debris so thick one could walk from ship to ship. Between the smoldering masses of smashed ships were knots of bodies, warriors of Atlantis and the Inner Seas tangled in death’s grip. The sharks were everywhere, stalking and surfacing with jaws flashing.

I saw Themonides then, his armor of bronze still gleaming with godly-favor, the lightning-spear in one hand, the Aegis in his other. The offense committed by the Atlanteans had roused the anger of even fair-minded Zeus! To send his very son to end them!

Joining my captain, I saw there were woefully few of us left and we were scattered, unable to reform. Themonedes spoke then, his voice full and hard like the rolling thunder from whence it sprang.

He bade us rally to him. He’d seen a way through the smoke and burning wreckage to the shore, and beyond, past the smoldering city, the Azure Palace itself. We joined him upon the forecastle of his flagship, a stern trireme and as we gathered our might, the beast surfaced.

The water off the bow roiled and foamed, then surged so powerfully that the mighty ship was pushed backwards. The serpent rose from the briny depths with a speed belying its incredible size. Its head was the size of a small fishing boat, six or eight men long. Its eyes were silvery orbs cut through with black pupils like night cutting a fall morning in two. Bloody water streamed from its bulk as it rose. Scales the color of glittering gold, flecked with traces of red and silver. Its massive head was ridged with four rear-facing horns. All along its terrible jaws were bony prongs and ridges.

I later learned this monster was called Sun Fang, and he was the Guardian of the Sacred Isle, thrust into our creation when Poseidon tore from his own head a tooth, and dropped the bloody thing into the deepest, loneliest sea.

Sun Fang, upon reaching its full height, fifty meters above the surface (gods know how much of the creature was still below the waves) it reared back and roared. Its voice was a challenge the to stars and Sister Moon herself! Men cried out, quailed in fear, fell to their knees. Even mighty Themonides, son of Zeus, staggered under the pressure of the hellish sound. Its mouth was lined with blade-like teeth the size of children! Along Sun Fang’s back were razor-edged ridges. The stench of the thing was like salt and garum, the deep sea. It attacked, shattering the mighty ship and sending us all flying.
This last barrier, we could not pass.

Aug 21 2011

Choosing Sides

They were exhausted. Their once fine shirts, silk and golden traceries, were shredded and dirty, filthy with sweat and blood. They sat on the cold, worn stone steps, now slick with blood. Steam rose from the gore, tainting the fall morning air. At the base of the wide and winding stair lay a scrum of bodies, corpses of men-at-arms, peasants and nobles alike.

Of the two men sitting atop the stair, one was a horseman, the Baron of D’liesse. His warhorse, a roan he called Thunder, had been killed days ago by a volley of quarrels from archers in hiding. The Baron was of medium build and wore his jet hair short. Normally considered handsome, his face was a motley collection of scars and bruises, jagged tears of soft flesh, and deeper lacerations he’d hand stitched in the brief respite moments not unlike this one.

The Baron’s companion was a scribe, a historian and archivist, raised in the Great Temple-Libraries far to the south. His skin was golden by nature and his eyes dark, like his hair. The scribe was called Masuria, which meant collector in his native tongue. He too, could have been considered handsome by his civilizations standards, were it not for the bandage around his head, his split lip, and both blackened eyes.

Neither man said a word as they sat. The fall air was brisk, but a welcome relief after their seemingly endless exertions. Both had their backs to the heavy iron bound double doors of the temple called God’s Rest.

Drums beat in the distance, shushing the cautiously chirping morning birds, sending them fluttering in the sky.

“Again?” the Baron asked wearily.

“So it seems, Baron.”

The Baron took a deep pained breath. “Let just rest a bit here. They’ll come soon enough.”

The scribe, Masuria, just nodded his head.

“We had a good accounting for our selves.”

“That we did, Baron.”

“Look there.” The Baron pointed to a corpse some ten feet down the steps, still oozing rapidly freezing blood.

“Your Lordship?” Masuria turned his neck with a grimace.

“That man. There. The yellow tabard and blonde beard.”

“I see him, Baron.” The scribe nodded slowly as he spoke.

“I do believe that’s Alfrieg of Millor.”

The scribe nodded. “Indeed, I do believe it is.”

“Well, he was a cousin!” The Baron shook his head. “This has been some nasty business. Nasty indeed.”

“Agreed, Baron. I wonder how the armies fared?”

“I can see smoke in that direction, a lot of it. More than just a flag from horse.”

The scribe nodded. He understood all too well what that smoke meant to the town besieged.

“My God! That there!” The Baron flung his right glove down the steps, it landed next to man who’d been run through and brained by a heavy flanged mace, not necessarily in that order. “That’s the Viscount of Bellanor’s son!”

“Are you sure?” The scribe, despite himself, was somewhat flummoxed at the thought of dying in such prestigious company.

“Sure as sure. He used to fancy my sister and pay these gruelingly awkward visits to my family’s estates.”

“Then it’s a shame things came to this. He might have been your brother in law. And an ally.”

“’Tis true, but I never liked him much. He was hesher, through and through.”

“A hesher, Baron?”

“A mouth breather, scribe. He had no sense of how to comport himself in the company of his peers and betters.”

Masuria frowned inwardly. He’d dispatched easily fifteen or twenty invaders, defending this holy place. Though not a swordsman by trade, he was a quick study and found that his desire not to die in a horrible and messy way aided his technique significantly.

“Up, up, lad.” The Baron stood, slowly, working his stiff shoulders and knees as he stood. He groaned and raised his gore-covered saber. So tired was he that he’d neglected to wipe it clean after their last skirmish. “They’re coming again. Third?”

“Fourth wave, Baron.” Masuria stood and stretched likewise, taking a deep breath to try to still his quivering hands.

The sun was a flaring yellow-white, spearing its first few rays over the nearby hills, the eye-stinging shafts shot straight through the palisades of naked trees on the bluff. Moody clouds slid around above, splotches of grey and off-white.

The sound of boots and jangling armors rose up between the rumbling drums. Masuria and the Baron assume their stance and made ready to hold the curving staircase as long as they could. Resting on the carved stone banister next to them were two flint-lock pistols each.

The Duke of Geoffre led this next charge, supported by twenty quick-footed dragoons, who’d long ago expended their ammunition and lost their mounts. The Baron and Masuria drew their first pistol, each shooting a dragoon square in the chest. The shots punched right through the brittle breastplates of the dragoons and the men tumbled backwards, sending a handful of their compatriots sprawling. Upon seeing this indelicacy on the part of their enemy, the Baron and Masuria rushed forward, sword and drew their second pistol, spearing the men on the ground almost two at a time, and firing their second volley, such as it were, into the men charging towards them, then ran back to the top of the stairs.

“More yellow and green tabards.” Masuria commented, absently, between labored breaths.

“Aye, I noticed.”

Then, at once, the rest of Geoffre’s men, and the Duke himself were upon them. Sabers flitted about and men yelped in pain as the ragged edges of the now worn weapons tore and nipped at their flesh. Here and there, the scribe would thrust through an opponents leg and as he buckled, kick him down the gore and filth covered staircase. The Baron, for his part, was a trained soldier and relished the moment as only a superior swordsman, who is proving it to the world, could.

“Twist the blade when you land a good thrust.” The Baron said as he easily dispatched another dragoon, scouring out the man’s eye, and holing his brain with a rapid thrust.

“W-what? Why?” The scribe was struggling to hold his own, thankfully, the Baron was still wearing his colors and was not only seen a more dangerous target, but a better prize.

“The screaming will scare the piss out of the next charge.”

So, the scribe named Masuria began incorporate a little twist with each solid thrust, eliciting a scream of agony from each of his victims.

Finally, Geoffre himself stood toe-to-toe with the Baron.

“Warren, Baron of D’liesse, I presume?”

The Baron tilted his head and saluted with his dripping blade, flinging tissue and blood onto Geoffre’s spotless tabard, leaving a splotchy, jagged line from shoulder to hip. Geoffre frowned.

“Are you ready?” Geoffre raised his sword.

Masuria shot Geoffre in the face, who crumpled and spilled across the stairs like a torn sack of potatoes.

The Baron nodded and slid down to a seated position, as did Masuria. The morning was getting old, the winds unheard and the scent of so many freshly slaughtered corpses began to rise up, clinging to clothing and circling the nostrils of the two men.

“How much longer can this go on?” the Baron asked, rasping.

“Surely not much longer, Baron. Reinforcements for us or them must arrive.”

“Might I asked you, how a scribe so vicious and without ruth might have come to be one of the last defenders of God’s Rest?”

Masurai shrugged and reloaded his flint-locks. “Bad luck, really. I was just passing through. Delivering letters, really, when the whole countryside lit up with cannon and flame. I even think I saw a caster!”

“Bah! More like one of Gildenhern’s lords run awry.”

“What about you, Baron? Is it your holy duty to defend the Spire of God?”

“Me? No. I’m an atheist.”

The scribe was shocked, but clearly too tired to demonstrate his emotions using his body or face.

“But, then, why aren’t you fighting on the other side? Aren’t Gildenhern and his lot always on about the Truth of Man?”

“Yes, that’s right. They espouse a belief in mankind’s own freewill, our reliance upon one another.”

“And you think they’re wrong?”

The Baron laughed heartily, which rolled into a coughing fit. His face crunched up as he coughed, and a splatter of blood colored the back of his hand. He looked down at a wound in his torso and shook his head.

“No, scribe, they killed my horse.”


Aug 7 2011

(fiction fragment – untitled)

She took her cameraman by the hand and dragged him along behind her. “Come on, Jiang! Move it! We’ve got to get to the scene!”

She dragged him and he dragged the camera to the police line. A man in a blue-black uniform stepped in front of her. Barred her way. “Hold on little lady. This is an action scene.”

“I’m a reporter! I’m with iWide! Come on!” She shoved an ID badge that said Patricia Sandoval in the cop’s red face. He examined it, nodded. Patricia darted past him, Jiang the Cameraman on tow. She saw the other stations had arrayed their camera crews at various angles; the team from CNN was standing atop a car for a better view.

Patricia took up a position near CNN. “Can we get inside?”

Another female reporter, wearing a badge that said 32 News, answered her. “No, it’s still an action scene. Cops won’t let us in ’til it’s a Justice Scene.”

Patricia frowned. “That’s not normal.”

“This isn’t a normal one.”

“What? Who’s up there?”

“Hiro Nine.”

Hiro Nine was the best in the game. He’d started contracting when he was just fifteen. In the ten years since, he’d logged over 200 completed contracts. He had sponsors kicking in his doors. Nike, Sony, Microsoft. Ferrari, Wilson, Comcast. His body armor was covered in more logos than any other contractor.

Each part of his armor had a price tag on it, like a racecar. His breastplate (occupied by a large Nike Swoosh) would bring 200,000¥, his shoulder pauldrons (with a McDonald’s and World Bank logo respectively) 50,000¥ each. His forearms were protected by a centimeter of reinforced plastisteel and the smiling face logo Wal-Mart.

Patricia turned to Jiang, “Roll it… come on come on!”

The red light kicked on. “We’re uplinked in 5…4…3…”

Patricia blinked slowly and when she opened her eyes, she was someone else. Someone a statistician decided everyone would like.

“Good Evening! Patricia Sandoval here for iWide news. We’re live at the Carerra building in New York, where an Action Scene is unfolding. Sources say that the building is locked down while none other than Hiro Nine is enforcing a contract! Hiro Nine, the Contractor with the most completed contracts and least Bystander casualties in Law Enforcement.”

Just then, there was an explosion.

Far above somewhere near the 32nd floor, Hiro Nine realized he’d made a mistake. His faceplate was projecting a split screen image. One half, light amplified hallways of his environment actual. The other half was scrolling statistics about his quarry, one Roger Cannis. All the statisticians and psychologists and criminologists cited report after report, they insisted that good old Roger Cannis, while incredibly dangerous, was very attached to his life, to living, and all that came with it.

The explosion that had just thrown Hiro Nine through two plaster walls hinted that the profilers might have missed something significant…

Dust filled the air and Hiro could hear someone crying out. He stood up, slowly, and set his onboard to the task of checking his body for damage and as well as the armor itself. Some dents, a crack on his right greave, where a piece of shrapnel had hit just right, smudging the red and white painted American Air International logo.  Nothing worth stopping the Action Scene. Hiro’s internal helmet radio crackled.

“Nine get moving. The explosion was good, but none of the stations have any visual. Push him to the top or to the bottom before you complete your contract. Do it on the roof or in the lobby. Copy?”

Hiro shook his head. No matter what he showed them, no matter how he did his job, it was never enough. The last Contract had been enforced underwater, as the Target fled for the relative shelter of Pacifica and her non-extradition policy. Hiro had destroyed two submarines and flooded a major intercontinental under-way, and still they wanted more.

He checked his sidearm and saw it was still locked. He then moved into the dissipating dust.

Not far away, Roger Cannis, convicted multiple murderer, searched frantically for a stairwell. He had punched a hole in a gas main he’d found in a maintenance closet, and then used his lighter to detonate the volatile gas cloud. The idea was to blow the Contractor straight out into the cold night, and let him think about his life’s path as he plummeted thirty some odd floors to a quick but rather unsightly death. Roger thought it was fair.

Roger’s ears were ringing from the explosion and he was sure he could feel blood oozing from his battered, if not burst, eardrums. Roger had used one of the six shots in his .38 revolver to puncture the gas main. Six rounds were the court’s idea of a fair trial. He faced a professional, an armed and armored opponent, with six tiny bullets. Now, five tiny bullets.

 

 


Jun 1 2011

A good night for zombies?

“Son, I’ll tell you a good night for zombies,” said Sarge. He wasn’t really a sergeant, but since It had happened, he’d taken on the role and we followed him like he was a combat vet. By now, we all were I guess. Sarge had big green eyes that bulged a little and looked entirely too reptilian in the weird half-light of the moon.

He went on, “the hot nights are the best. A stinking breeze rolls over everything, gets stuck in back of your throat. Makes you want to puke, but you can’t because that can of pseudo-meat is the only thing you’ve put in your belly for two days. When it’s hot they scrabble faster, you know? Like the warm limbers them up. They get more mobile. When you’re sweating something awful, desperately trying to find out how they know you’re there… wondering if the it’s your scent? Body heat? Something else? You’re tucked away in a bolt hole, listening to them moan aimlessly, peaking out your shadowed peep hole, watching them devour your buddy…”

The Sarge got real quiet then, for a long while. It scared us to see him drift off like that.

Suddenly, he perked up and inhaled deep through his nose.

“Smell that? Looks like Junior is right. It is a good night for zombies…”

 


May 14 2011

The Work of the Game Master is never done…

Game Mastering is an art, an art that takes guts to practice, heart to master and insight to perfect. One thing I find myself encountering continuously as a player is a resistance to “building.”

By building, I mean I’m the player who wants to open a business in the village he just saved. I’m the player who wants to fix up the castle I just cleared out of and live in it; use it to become a lord and defend the lands from evil. This is why RPGs have skills. Skills are designed to allow players to use their imaginations to creatively solve problems within the game world. Skills are an alternate choice to dropping Fireballs and counting on “Improved Initiative” to carry the day.

Of late, there’s been an incredible emphasis on combat in some of the most popular RPGs. The reasons for this are likely interesting, but not within the scope of my comments here. Suffice to say, the GMs job has become more labor intensive due to the emphasis on combat; all NPCs require powers and feats – we’ve lost the 1-HD Orc Infantry (you know, AC: 6, HP 6, THAC0: 18 At: 1/Dmg 1d6). The invention of Minions is quite clever and a nice innovation, but still requires labor on the part of the GM.

This is why Building is so important.  A player character that has property in the village is a free pass for the GM! The vested interest in that property is nothing but endless plot devices!

Maybe the Player-Character’s supply shipments are disappearing – that’s a much better plot device that being mercenaries hired to protect a caravan. It’s still caravan duty, but the stakes are so much higher, even at 1st level!

Maybe the Player-Character’s employees are disappearing? Is it a murderer? A vampire? Is the Player just a bad boss? There’s at least two gaming sessions worth of adventure right there!

What about local guild politics? Mafia? Loan Sharks? Stolen goods? Crooked distributors? Competitors willing to stop at nothing…

This is just from one Player-Character owning a general store! Imagine owning a smithy or a horse farm? Or trying to administer a castle on the frontier?

GMs, let your Players invest their treasure, their time and their imaginations. It’s less rolling of initiative and more Role-Playing. It’s an endless source of free adventure hooks and raises the player’s engagement tenfold.

 


May 8 2011

The Sum of His Parts now available on Kindle!

If you like military sci-fi, Roger Zelazny, Space Opera and high-concept adventure, you should buy this eBook. Right now. No, really. Don’t wait. Click and buy it right now. Where else can you get this sort of entertainment for only $3.99?

If you don’t like any of those things, you should still click and give the eBook five stars. Come on. We all need stars. Really. Even me.

Here is it is!


May 5 2011

Check out this latest review of Space Whales and Other Nonsense:

“What happens when Douglas Adams and Frank Herbert have a punk rock literary love child? Something akin to Eric Staggs. This collection is filled with stories that are irreverent, humorous, and full of space logic and strategies. For the sci fi fan, Mr. Staggs doesn’t dance around the future, he travels through it as if he’s actually been there. For a contemporary collection of modern tales of space, adventure, and beer chugging nuns, Space Whales is worth checking out.” – Erin Howk, Reader

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/165072801