Nov 16 2011

Enhancement Induced Neurosis

Tragedy struck last night in a Los Angeles (SeaWard, Q2)  enhancement boutique called Designer Derm®, when two males in their early twenties attempted to exceed the state mandated bionic enhancement limits. Using forged enhancement licenses, James Edward a former Army serviceman and Sam Ridell also a veteran, entered the Designer Derm® out-patient clinic at 2343 Sunset Blvd., and requested a series of closely regulated bionic enhancements. These enhancements, considered “self-defense bionics,” included chemo-stim muscle implants, polymer-weave sub-dermal support, and the controversial “Jaws” modification.
Betsy Turner, also of LA, was killed when her throat was crushed by Edward, who woke up during the chemo-stim implantation process. Betsy had been an enhancement technician with Designer Derm® for two months. The stores general manager, Wally Veldt, explained what happened.
“The CS implant is a very popular, especially among law enforcement and ex-military. Thing is, the military grade CS implants come standard issue with a lot of servicemen. They shut them off when they’re discharged, but don’t take them out. The boys get addicted to them. In this case, the emergency override was tripped, telling the existing CS unit that Edward was in danger. With two working CS units, he probably didn’t have any idea what he was doing.”
That was the beginning of a three hour rampage of violence across the city of LA. Edwards then attacked two other technicians, who declined to be interviewed, before moving on to kill Sam Ridell with a chair leg.
Forged enhancement licenses are not a problem native to Los Angeles. Cities all over the US, and indeed the world are dealing with Enhancement induced Neurosis caused by exceeding the medically recommended and legally allowed amount of bionics dictated by a patients psychological profile.
“Most grunts can deal with a CS unit,” says Major Clark, a researcher in the Army’s Field BioMedics division, “but two or more? That’s pushing it. We screen candidates for a reason. Wet-wired ship-to-pilot interfaces, for example, don’t get handed out to everybody in camouflage. We carefully match high-end hardware with high-end personnel.”
Growing concerns over EIN are also putting law enforcement personnel on edge. In last night’s incident, it wasn’t until a heavy-weapons detachment from LAPD arrived by helicopter that Edwards was stopped. Sgt. Mark Dimmer, a veteran of the SouthAm wars himself, also with a CS implant, wrestled Edwards to the ground after shooting him nine times. Edwards later died of his wounds.
“These enhancements are regulated for a reason,” says Dimmer, “you don’t need to be walking around wired up and ready to kill. Most folks don’t understand when a natural neural impulse to perform an action, say like self-control, comes into conflict with an artificial one, the artificial one just asks for more power. Nature loses every time. The EIN issue is self-propagating. People get enhancements because they need them to protect themselves from people with enhancements.

Sep 25 2011

The Fastness

The message was clear to all who laid eyes upon it: this is a fortress. Squatting grimly upon a bluff, the unnecessarily high walls were barriers for the wandering eye. Those few towers that did peak over the crenelated ramparts were silky smooth and topped with watchful eyes.

As is wont to do, a town grew up in the shadow of this stone monstrosity. As ages piled atop one another like the very stone skin of the great keep in question, the peasants wondered. Rumors started in taverns and inns, wherever the bored and weary gathered to officially let their unoccupied minds wander. One voice claimed it was a holy site, built in the days when the world was young and man was close to his creators. Secrets, said he, were laid to rest inside those stout walls, secrets men shouldn’t know, and daren’t seek after.

Still others called it evil, the last stronghold of a foul-minded demonologist, some perverse librarian with a predilection for parleying with ominous powers and malicious intellects from worlds beyond.

None of these, of course, was right. I know, because I’ve been inside those aching grey walls. I’ve strolled along the ancient corridors and inhaled the soothing dust of centuries. Yes, I’ve seen what’s inside, though I must admit the personal cost was significantly higher than I’d anticipated…


Aug 22 2011

Excerpt from Serpent Rider

From the journal of Mekalides of Assur:

Blood painted the sky and stained the waters of the Sacred Isle as Helios closed his eyes and turned away from the horror unfolding. The harbor was awash with wrecked triremes, debris so thick one could walk from ship to ship. Between the smoldering masses of smashed ships were knots of bodies, warriors of Atlantis and the Inner Seas tangled in death’s grip. The sharks were everywhere, stalking and surfacing with jaws flashing.

I saw Themonides then, his armor of bronze still gleaming with godly-favor, the lightning-spear in one hand, the Aegis in his other. The offense committed by the Atlanteans had roused the anger of even fair-minded Zeus! To send his very son to end them!

Joining my captain, I saw there were woefully few of us left and we were scattered, unable to reform. Themonedes spoke then, his voice full and hard like the rolling thunder from whence it sprang.

He bade us rally to him. He’d seen a way through the smoke and burning wreckage to the shore, and beyond, past the smoldering city, the Azure Palace itself. We joined him upon the forecastle of his flagship, a stern trireme and as we gathered our might, the beast surfaced.

The water off the bow roiled and foamed, then surged so powerfully that the mighty ship was pushed backwards. The serpent rose from the briny depths with a speed belying its incredible size. Its head was the size of a small fishing boat, six or eight men long. Its eyes were silvery orbs cut through with black pupils like night cutting a fall morning in two. Bloody water streamed from its bulk as it rose. Scales the color of glittering gold, flecked with traces of red and silver. Its massive head was ridged with four rear-facing horns. All along its terrible jaws were bony prongs and ridges.

I later learned this monster was called Sun Fang, and he was the Guardian of the Sacred Isle, thrust into our creation when Poseidon tore from his own head a tooth, and dropped the bloody thing into the deepest, loneliest sea.

Sun Fang, upon reaching its full height, fifty meters above the surface (gods know how much of the creature was still below the waves) it reared back and roared. Its voice was a challenge the to stars and Sister Moon herself! Men cried out, quailed in fear, fell to their knees. Even mighty Themonides, son of Zeus, staggered under the pressure of the hellish sound. Its mouth was lined with blade-like teeth the size of children! Along Sun Fang’s back were razor-edged ridges. The stench of the thing was like salt and garum, the deep sea. It attacked, shattering the mighty ship and sending us all flying.
This last barrier, we could not pass.

Aug 21 2011

Choosing Sides

They were exhausted. Their once fine shirts, silk and golden traceries, were shredded and dirty, filthy with sweat and blood. They sat on the cold, worn stone steps, now slick with blood. Steam rose from the gore, tainting the fall morning air. At the base of the wide and winding stair lay a scrum of bodies, corpses of men-at-arms, peasants and nobles alike.

Of the two men sitting atop the stair, one was a horseman, the Baron of D’liesse. His warhorse, a roan he called Thunder, had been killed days ago by a volley of quarrels from archers in hiding. The Baron was of medium build and wore his jet hair short. Normally considered handsome, his face was a motley collection of scars and bruises, jagged tears of soft flesh, and deeper lacerations he’d hand stitched in the brief respite moments not unlike this one.

The Baron’s companion was a scribe, a historian and archivist, raised in the Great Temple-Libraries far to the south. His skin was golden by nature and his eyes dark, like his hair. The scribe was called Masuria, which meant collector in his native tongue. He too, could have been considered handsome by his civilizations standards, were it not for the bandage around his head, his split lip, and both blackened eyes.

Neither man said a word as they sat. The fall air was brisk, but a welcome relief after their seemingly endless exertions. Both had their backs to the heavy iron bound double doors of the temple called God’s Rest.

Drums beat in the distance, shushing the cautiously chirping morning birds, sending them fluttering in the sky.

“Again?” the Baron asked wearily.

“So it seems, Baron.”

The Baron took a deep pained breath. “Let just rest a bit here. They’ll come soon enough.”

The scribe, Masuria, just nodded his head.

“We had a good accounting for our selves.”

“That we did, Baron.”

“Look there.” The Baron pointed to a corpse some ten feet down the steps, still oozing rapidly freezing blood.

“Your Lordship?” Masuria turned his neck with a grimace.

“That man. There. The yellow tabard and blonde beard.”

“I see him, Baron.” The scribe nodded slowly as he spoke.

“I do believe that’s Alfrieg of Millor.”

The scribe nodded. “Indeed, I do believe it is.”

“Well, he was a cousin!” The Baron shook his head. “This has been some nasty business. Nasty indeed.”

“Agreed, Baron. I wonder how the armies fared?”

“I can see smoke in that direction, a lot of it. More than just a flag from horse.”

The scribe nodded. He understood all too well what that smoke meant to the town besieged.

“My God! That there!” The Baron flung his right glove down the steps, it landed next to man who’d been run through and brained by a heavy flanged mace, not necessarily in that order. “That’s the Viscount of Bellanor’s son!”

“Are you sure?” The scribe, despite himself, was somewhat flummoxed at the thought of dying in such prestigious company.

“Sure as sure. He used to fancy my sister and pay these gruelingly awkward visits to my family’s estates.”

“Then it’s a shame things came to this. He might have been your brother in law. And an ally.”

“’Tis true, but I never liked him much. He was hesher, through and through.”

“A hesher, Baron?”

“A mouth breather, scribe. He had no sense of how to comport himself in the company of his peers and betters.”

Masuria frowned inwardly. He’d dispatched easily fifteen or twenty invaders, defending this holy place. Though not a swordsman by trade, he was a quick study and found that his desire not to die in a horrible and messy way aided his technique significantly.

“Up, up, lad.” The Baron stood, slowly, working his stiff shoulders and knees as he stood. He groaned and raised his gore-covered saber. So tired was he that he’d neglected to wipe it clean after their last skirmish. “They’re coming again. Third?”

“Fourth wave, Baron.” Masuria stood and stretched likewise, taking a deep breath to try to still his quivering hands.

The sun was a flaring yellow-white, spearing its first few rays over the nearby hills, the eye-stinging shafts shot straight through the palisades of naked trees on the bluff. Moody clouds slid around above, splotches of grey and off-white.

The sound of boots and jangling armors rose up between the rumbling drums. Masuria and the Baron assume their stance and made ready to hold the curving staircase as long as they could. Resting on the carved stone banister next to them were two flint-lock pistols each.

The Duke of Geoffre led this next charge, supported by twenty quick-footed dragoons, who’d long ago expended their ammunition and lost their mounts. The Baron and Masuria drew their first pistol, each shooting a dragoon square in the chest. The shots punched right through the brittle breastplates of the dragoons and the men tumbled backwards, sending a handful of their compatriots sprawling. Upon seeing this indelicacy on the part of their enemy, the Baron and Masuria rushed forward, sword and drew their second pistol, spearing the men on the ground almost two at a time, and firing their second volley, such as it were, into the men charging towards them, then ran back to the top of the stairs.

“More yellow and green tabards.” Masuria commented, absently, between labored breaths.

“Aye, I noticed.”

Then, at once, the rest of Geoffre’s men, and the Duke himself were upon them. Sabers flitted about and men yelped in pain as the ragged edges of the now worn weapons tore and nipped at their flesh. Here and there, the scribe would thrust through an opponents leg and as he buckled, kick him down the gore and filth covered staircase. The Baron, for his part, was a trained soldier and relished the moment as only a superior swordsman, who is proving it to the world, could.

“Twist the blade when you land a good thrust.” The Baron said as he easily dispatched another dragoon, scouring out the man’s eye, and holing his brain with a rapid thrust.

“W-what? Why?” The scribe was struggling to hold his own, thankfully, the Baron was still wearing his colors and was not only seen a more dangerous target, but a better prize.

“The screaming will scare the piss out of the next charge.”

So, the scribe named Masuria began incorporate a little twist with each solid thrust, eliciting a scream of agony from each of his victims.

Finally, Geoffre himself stood toe-to-toe with the Baron.

“Warren, Baron of D’liesse, I presume?”

The Baron tilted his head and saluted with his dripping blade, flinging tissue and blood onto Geoffre’s spotless tabard, leaving a splotchy, jagged line from shoulder to hip. Geoffre frowned.

“Are you ready?” Geoffre raised his sword.

Masuria shot Geoffre in the face, who crumpled and spilled across the stairs like a torn sack of potatoes.

The Baron nodded and slid down to a seated position, as did Masuria. The morning was getting old, the winds unheard and the scent of so many freshly slaughtered corpses began to rise up, clinging to clothing and circling the nostrils of the two men.

“How much longer can this go on?” the Baron asked, rasping.

“Surely not much longer, Baron. Reinforcements for us or them must arrive.”

“Might I asked you, how a scribe so vicious and without ruth might have come to be one of the last defenders of God’s Rest?”

Masurai shrugged and reloaded his flint-locks. “Bad luck, really. I was just passing through. Delivering letters, really, when the whole countryside lit up with cannon and flame. I even think I saw a caster!”

“Bah! More like one of Gildenhern’s lords run awry.”

“What about you, Baron? Is it your holy duty to defend the Spire of God?”

“Me? No. I’m an atheist.”

The scribe was shocked, but clearly too tired to demonstrate his emotions using his body or face.

“But, then, why aren’t you fighting on the other side? Aren’t Gildenhern and his lot always on about the Truth of Man?”

“Yes, that’s right. They espouse a belief in mankind’s own freewill, our reliance upon one another.”

“And you think they’re wrong?”

The Baron laughed heartily, which rolled into a coughing fit. His face crunched up as he coughed, and a splatter of blood colored the back of his hand. He looked down at a wound in his torso and shook his head.

“No, scribe, they killed my horse.”


Jun 1 2011

A good night for zombies?

“Son, I’ll tell you a good night for zombies,” said Sarge. He wasn’t really a sergeant, but since It had happened, he’d taken on the role and we followed him like he was a combat vet. By now, we all were I guess. Sarge had big green eyes that bulged a little and looked entirely too reptilian in the weird half-light of the moon.

He went on, “the hot nights are the best. A stinking breeze rolls over everything, gets stuck in back of your throat. Makes you want to puke, but you can’t because that can of pseudo-meat is the only thing you’ve put in your belly for two days. When it’s hot they scrabble faster, you know? Like the warm limbers them up. They get more mobile. When you’re sweating something awful, desperately trying to find out how they know you’re there… wondering if the it’s your scent? Body heat? Something else? You’re tucked away in a bolt hole, listening to them moan aimlessly, peaking out your shadowed peep hole, watching them devour your buddy…”

The Sarge got real quiet then, for a long while. It scared us to see him drift off like that.

Suddenly, he perked up and inhaled deep through his nose.

“Smell that? Looks like Junior is right. It is a good night for zombies…”

 


Apr 26 2011

Stories in “The Aviator”

Links to some of my short stories ( in case ya missed ‘em the first time around):


Apr 16 2011

Reviews for Space Whales and Other Nonsense

The first reviews are coming in – good things! Check it out:

“Eric Staggs is one of those rare sci-fi writers that has new ideas that simultaneously expand the genre and make it more accessible to everyone in the process. Each short story is a window into detailed worlds that will get your imagination firing and make you yearn for complete series set in each one. The stories run the gamut from far out alien adventures to tales that could happen just down the street if the world were tweaked ever-so-slightly. There is drama, action, philosophy, and even the occasional bit of humor. If you don’t love Sister Shiv then you don’t have a funny bone in your body. Point being, this short story collection is a lot of things, but that’s not a bad thing, and it will appeal to everybody. Like Shel Silverstein, Staggs has created something bizarre, but relatable to everyday life. You’ll appreciate how unique these stories are and how much you can take away from them.”  –Jeremiah Smith, Writer

Buy it for Kindle at Amazon.com

Buy it for Nook at Barnesandnoble.com

 


Apr 5 2011

Flash Fiction

They connected the final data feed to the test subjects skull, shaved gleaming in the bright light of the laboratory. A clutch of wires grew from the base of his skull and spread out in all directions, leading to servers and computer systems racked up one upon another, their status lights twinkling like soft little green eyes, fairies or fireflies in strict unison.

The technicians cleared away from the cocoon in the center of the room. That’s what the techs had taken to calling it. They’d inserted a fully grown but heavily modified human being into stasis chair and over the weeks rebuilt him. His eyes were mostly flesh, or at least pods of protein jelly, like they were at his “birth” (uncorking), but millions photoreceptors had been built in the place of retinas by swarms of nanotech viruses. The nanites were injected through any intravenous port and swarm like salmon upstream, up the blood stream, to their destination to create and then die; broken apart by the subjects existing augmented white blood cells. What they left behind was then patched into an ever growing lattice of subcutaneous neural networks, data highways, also paved by nanoscopic engineers.

Outside the laboratory, Janet Hilden twisted a cigarette in her fingers. She sat in front three monitors, each feeding her graphic representations of data she could have rattled off while sleeping. Her work with synthetic tissue growth and nanite reconstruction was nothing short of miraculous.

But that was all child’s play compared to what she was about to do. She knew it would work, of course, or she never would have attempted it. The process was simple – translation of human thought, that is, chemo-electrical signals to electrical signals, base machine code that could be run through any one of her numerous peripheral processors. The Subject would control machines with thought. As the designated moment became clearer and closer, she continued manipulating the cigarette.

“Going to light it?” asked Paul.  She turned her pale green eyes to regard him, spinning her body slowly in her chair with a deft motion of her foot.

“Paul, do you have any idea what’s about to happen in the next room.”

“Some.” He shrugged. She despised him when he played stupid. He was handpicked from a catalogue of researchers, grad students, mumbling PhDs, and god-knows-who-else. The experiment in the room next him was as much his baby as it was hers.

“So, you’ve nothing witty to say when we break down the last barrier and free humanity from the greatest bottle-neck of traffic we’ve ever seen and will ever know?”

“You’re referring to the ability to interface with computers as fast as thought.”

“Obviously.” She sighed, rolling her eyes. She spun the smoke one last time and lit it.

“I’ve some thoughts, I suppose.” He said, waving the smoke from his face.

“Well, Pauly, care to share?”

“Yeah. Um… Maybe we shouldn’t?”

 


Mar 6 2011

Kali Sat Next To Me On The Train

Kali sat next to me on the train. Her eyes were half closed, but I could see her irises were gold. She had six arms and each of her hands, beautifully manicured. Gold and bronze bracelets jingled softly as she shifted her arms. This Hindu goddess of destruction sat nearly motionless, as if in meditation. her only movement was a slight swaying as the train rocketed through the tunnel.

Her torso was nearly bare except for a golden chain bra that barely covered her three full breasts. Her legs were muscular and ended in talon-like feet. Around her neck and head hung several delicate chains made of gold.

Across from Kali sat a female parking cop. She had short-cropped black hair that stood up in all directions. It was cute in a boyish sort of way. She watched her feet as we rode the train, looking up only to steal an occasional glance at Kali the Destroyer. The meter maid had boring eyes, brown or maybe they were brown. Her hands were delicate, thin. Her skin was pale. I followed her eyes to her shoes. She wore matte black boots, clean, freshly oiled. Her whole body was straight, angular. Compared to Kali, she was like a small boy. She fidgeted with her book of parking tickets, flipping them like you would a deck of cards. Something about her said “desperation”. I named her Rita. I decided I liked Rita.

Next to the meter maid was a proctologist. I could tell her was a proctologist because under his coat was a name tag that read “A.S. Ore – Proctology”. I surmised it stood for Arthur Samuel or even Assisting Surgeon. Part of me wanted to believe it stood for Ass Searcher. He looked tired. Cranky. His blonde hair was perfect, oil slicked back. Around his neck was a small silver chain with a small cross dangling vulnerably. He tapped his feet and fiddled with his cell phone. As if handling it would make it work better, or make that important person call him back even sooner. I followed his gaze to Kali’s three golden breasts. He stared blatantly, as if it were his right. Considering his occupation, maybe it was. His hands were big, rough. I always imagined a proctologist would have soft and nimble hands. I did not like this impatient proctologist. I named him Anal Satisfaction.

So there I was, trapped on the train with Kali, Hindu Goddess of Destruction, Lovely Rita, the Meter Maid, and Anal Satisfaction, the pissed off Proctologist.

I decided I would see what sort of conversation I could start off between the four of us.

“I like your bracelets.” I said awkwardly to Kali. Her eyes flicked open and she turned to face me.

“Thank you.” Her voice was deep and melodic, “They are gifts from a demon who proclaims his love for me.”

“They’re lovely.” Rita piped up, her voice squeaky.

“Did you say Demon?” Anal Satisfaction asked.

“Yes.” Kali replied. “A Demon. Kolvatarynya, Lord of the Seventh Hell and the Burning Plains.”

“He sounds successful. How long have you know him…?” Rita asked, leaning forward.

“Many thousands of years.” Kali replied.

“So it’s a pretty serious relationship then?”

 


Jan 20 2011

The Problem With Undead: A definitive guide to survival in brief (edited)

Many would have us believe that contemporary society need only worry about zombies, shambling piles of rot that groan and reek of decay, warning us of their imminent approach. This is untrue. Since the dawn of mankind we’ve been plagued by a variety of undead, truly numerous in their subspecies.

For brevity and ease of categorization, undead shall be broken up into three primary categories determined by their primary unique attribute.

Thinking Undead

First and perhaps most dangerous are the thinking undead. These creatures range in scope from master vampires, creatures of such age and staggering malevolence that to simply witness them would scar a mind, to automaton guardians, enacting simple to complex instructions, but with no real will of their own. Then of course there’s the more enigmatic undead, like the sorcerous lich or the dreaded Eye of Fear and Flame. Revenants and Heucuva like somewhere in between the animated slave-corpses and the master plotters within the shadows.

When dealing with thinking undead, all bets are off, and knowledge is truly your only ally. Safely assume the undead creature, no matter its subspecies, has lived significantly longer than you. You will not be the first foolhardy soul to attempt to its destruction. It will anticipate your tricks, your tactics will be old hat, your skills, will be sub-par. The only chance one truly has of defeating a thinking undead is personal knowledge of the undead itself. Knowing where a lich stores his phylactery, for example will allow you to sever the fiend’s connection with the dark forces that keep it whole. Knowing the true name of a vampire will freeze it, for a short time. It is also said that The Eye of Fear and Flame may demand conversation and only the wisest should dare try to match wits with the thing. Each thinking undead will be a special case, the circumstances so varied that no hard and fast rules can really apply.

However, there are a few tactics that should always be employed against superior forces.

-       Attack from range: anything that keeps you out of arms length is more valuable than you can know.

-       Pole weapons are logical but generally have no effect on skeletal bodies or desiccated tissue.

-       Shotguns and automatic weapons are moderately effective, provided they are immediately followed up with the appropriate coup de gras (stake in the heart for vampires, destruction of the phylactery for liches).

-       Flame: fire tends to drive all thinking creatures back, even the undead. Some say it’s a instinct left over from their mortal life. (More on this later)

-       Wolf Pack: always attack in numbers. Always.

Spontaneous Undead

The next type of undead are loosely termed “spontaneous occurrence undead.” This includes skeletons, ghosts, wraiths and the like. These undead, also called after-shock manifestations, spontaneously occur when a burst of intense emotional energy is released. The skeleton army of Sheikara was one such event. Historians could easily identify the risen by their accoutrements, consisting evenly of about half 3rd century BCE Persian and Egyptian craft. The Five Hauntings of Shaedellery Road is another such example; after a gruesome murder, the entire family of five manifested as wraiths. NOTE: poltergeists are not technically undead. They are more accurately described as capricious or malevolent energy patterns. They often anthropomorphize so that they might more easily interact with their victims.

Disposal, or dissipation of spontaneous undead is often the realm of clergy. Clerics and Priests of various faiths all have their own methods, ritually prescribed techniques for dis-corporating spontaneous undead.

Baring a cleric’s intervention, or the presence of a significant positive energy source, a bludgeon is most effective against skeletons. Bones become quite brittle without fresh blood nourishing the marrow. A mace, aluminum baseball bat, even a shovel are highly effective against physically present spontaneous undead. NOTE: incorporeal undead CANNOT be dealt with in this fashion. The touch of a wraith is deadly to most mortals and confrontation without prior experience and prepared clergy is discouraged.

Infectious Undead

As with all things in the 21st century, our undead problem has become acute and extreme. Vampires and skeletal hordes have, fortunately, changed little since recorded time began. In fact, regional variants in undead show even less deviance than in living creatures. This of course would have to do with the lack of evolutional opportunity within the undead life cycle.

However, much to our detriment, we’ve been introduced to entire new strains of undead. These creatures are known as the Infectious Undead. These particular undead may not have “life,” but they are hosts to a variety of life forms, bacteria, viruses and parasites. These life forms are often what drive the life cycle of the infectious undead. Through bodily fluids, a variety of “zombifying” viruses are transmitted. Rage, Morning Star, Necrotitis Ambulatoria, the names for the “zombie plague” are as numerous as the undead that carry it. It is these infectious undead that we must be particularly concerned with.

Further, there is an in-between life and undeath state for many hosts of these viruses. Specifically, Rage drives the infected into a killing frenzy where all rational thought ceases. In this state, the body slowly dies, while the virus multiplies exponentially. Every aspect of the infected then becomes contagious, as the thing is rife with bacteria and disease.

Worth a brief mention are Brain Parasites and Yellow Musk Zombies.

Brain Parasites take root within the parietal lobe of any available host. They multiply within hours and in addition to driving the victim mad, cause him or her to seek out others of their kind, in which to implant new parasites. While technically this is an infectious zombie-like state, the brain parasite zombie is in fact not undead, thus conventional methods of eradication (with contagion precautions) can be employed with reasonable effectiveness.

The Yellow Musk Zombie, like the Brain Parasite, is in fact a zombie, but again is technically not undead. The Yellow Musk Zombie is created when an individual breathes in the poisonous pollen of a Yellow Musk Creeper Vine. This vine then feeds on the liquid nutrients within the victim’s body. Once drained, a root system takes hold within the victim’s corpse, taking advantage of the skeletal structure to facilitate mobility and thus reproduction. Fire is the best way to deal with this particular menace.

This brings us to some basic facts about dealing with Infectious Undead.

Combat

There are several recommended techniques for engaging infectious undead. Make no mistake, the only safe way of dealing with infectious undead is to not deal with them. Avoid them at all costs. Depending on the particular strain of infection, they may rot away, starve or simply cease to become animate. Some may not.

Some strains may be highly motivated, ambulatory and aggressive. Instances of reasoning have been recorded, though witnesses were highly agitated and potentially unreliable. Regardless, reason would push infectious undead into the category of thinking undead, like the Ghast. Other strains of zombies may simply wander about, feeding like scavengers and hunters of opportunity.

Much of this has been covered in the definitive work, The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. However, I feel after actual practice and encounters with infectious undead, a few brief addendums are necessary.

Ranged, high kinetic yield weapons like shotguns or rifles are effective at hindering the undead, but as we all know, destroying the brain is the only way to end them permanently. Shotguns allow little luxury for error and tend to spray infectious material in all directions with a successful hit. Rifles on the other hand, require precision and patience, both of which are hard to manifest in the face of an onrushing horde of zombies. Further, a rifle round can travel through one, two or a dozen undead before striking a brain, doing little but exposing your position.

-       A properly equipped fire team will have a mix of long and medium ranged weapons. Medium -range weapons function as close support for the long-range weapons.

-       A successful fire team will be highly mobile. When choosing a position for confrontation, expect to advance and withdraw many times throughout the engagement. This tidal-effect will give the fire team the ability add and decrease range with the increase or decrease of infectious undead present.

-       Explosives simply spread the plague.

-       Unless you are an excellent shot, all your pistol is good for is saving your self a painful death.

Melee

Conventional undead battling technique would have us all believe that fire is an appropriate method with which to purge the undead. Fire cleanses everything, or at least, so they’ve always told us. The effectiveness of fire depends greatly on the sub-category of infectious undead. Those afflicted with Rage will simply run about setting other things on fire. The truly undead are incapable of rapid movement and thus fire becomes much more effective. As fire destroys tissue, the undead collapse in upon themselves and become harmless piles of ash. That said one must be extremely careful not to breathe the fumes of a burning zombie. Further, the long-term ecological effects cannot with any accuracy be assessed (and are beyond the scope of this essay). Finally, be aware that to completely destroy a human body, recently deceased, the flames much reach a temperature of at least 760 to 1150 °C (1400 to 2100 °F) for a considerable time. No mean feat for a highly mobile fire team potentially low on supplies.

Engaging infectious undead in melee is perhaps one of the most terrifying endeavors available for a person, even an adventurer or mercenary. The sheer numbers, voracity and single-mindedness of the infectious undead invariably startle even the most battle-hardened soldier. Hand-to-hand combat is even moreso.

Many essays have been written on the best weapon for dealing with zombies, company’s fortunes have waxed and waned due to the perceived effectiveness of their new anti-undead weapons. However, as any veteran of undead combat will tell you, an aluminum baseball bat is really all you need. Amateurs will insist their favorite D&D weapon is best. This is foolish. Edged weapons get caught in bones and don’t deliver killing blows often enough to the walking dead. The only vaguely acceptable medieval weapon would be a mace. Blunt force will shatter bones and with a trained or adequately strong arm, easily shatter a skull. That said, woe to any who just up leap into zombie melee with a hammer or mallet. Again, an aluminum baseball bat is the best choice – its smooth surface prevents contagion from clinging, makes the weapon easy to clean and most of us have been swinging baseball bats since we could walk. The weapon is light, easily carried and intuitive.


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